Meet Lula, a fashionista if there ever was one. Here's how the conversation went:
Maddyrose, can I say something without upsetting you? Well, sweetie, you have no sense of style. What do you call that garment you're wearing anyway?
That's a nightie? You're joking, right? It does nothing to show off your figure. Here, look how these Capri pants fit me. See how they show off my curves?
(Okay, so I work in my nightie most mornings. Big deal!)
We're about the same size but where you hide what nature gave you I accentuate it. I'm a full bodied woman and proud of it. Let's see one of those skinny stick figured women try wearing something like this and looking this hot.
Then there's knowing how to accessorize. You have to have the right shoes and bag to go with your outfit. The shoes and bag have to match too. There's nothing tackier than shoes and bag that don't match. See how perfect these go together?
These shoes are great for showing off curvy calves and trim ankles like mine. Now with open toed shoes you really need to have a good pedicure and the polish on your toenails should go with what you're wearing. See how mine match my Capri pants?
Now we come to bling. Bling is important to make any girl feel more glamorous.
So, girlfriend, go put on something I won't feel ashamed to be seen with you in and we're going to go shopping. While you're getting ready I'll help myself to some coffee to go with these doughnuts.
Lula and I are taking off now for an afternoon at the mall. With her help I might end up looking less old and frumpy. Wish me luck.
As always, thanks for stopping by.