Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Lula

Have you ever had someone tell you that you have no style sense? I had that happen to me just this morning. Mind you when it happened I was in my work clothes so I didn't feel to bad about it..... at first. Besides, the person telling me this has more fashion sense than most people.

Meet Lula, a fashionista if there ever was one.  Here's how the conversation went:


Maddyrose, can I say something without upsetting you? Well, sweetie, you have no sense of style. What do you call that garment you're wearing anyway?


That's a nightie? You're joking, right? It does nothing to show off your figure. Here, look how these Capri pants fit me. See how they show off my curves? 
(Okay, so I work in my nightie most mornings. Big deal!)


We're about the same size but where you hide what nature gave you I accentuate it. I'm a full bodied woman and proud of it. Let's see one of those skinny stick figured women try wearing something like this and looking this hot.  


Then there's knowing how to accessorize. You have to have the right shoes and bag to go with your outfit. The shoes and bag have to match too. There's nothing tackier than shoes and bag that don't match. See how perfect these go together?



These shoes are great for showing off curvy calves and trim ankles like mine. Now with open toed shoes you really need to have a good pedicure and the polish on your toenails should go with what you're wearing. See how mine match my Capri pants?



Now we come to bling. Bling is important to make any girl feel more glamorous.


So, girlfriend, go put on something I won't feel ashamed to be seen with you in and we're going to go shopping. While you're getting ready I'll help myself to some coffee to go with these doughnuts.

Lula and I are taking off now for an afternoon at the mall. With her help I might end up looking less old and frumpy. Wish me luck.

As always, thanks for stopping by.

23 comments:

Maggie said...

I'm SO GLAD you finished her! She's priceless. The perfect bounty hunter assistant for Stephanie Plum. I love her!

The Bear's Blog said...

Miss Maddyrose, I think you should ask Bellamine and Wendy for shopping help. Those purple pants that Lula is wearing - you need to talk to her about being a "classy chic" like you.

Hugs ♥
Prudence

~Lavender Dreamer~ said...

Oh my! I wish I was going along! I am in serious need of changing my style...or lack thereof! I need to clean out my old clothes first though! lol Love that bling!

Julie said...

Hilarious - I love her. J

Kristin Dudish said...

This post was a riot!

(I can only imagine what Lula would have to say about the paint covered t-shirt and "lounge pants" I'm currently wearing! Ha!)

She is fabulous (and so are you)!

xo
Kristin

Christel said...

Hi Maddy, I'm finally back to blog hopping after my vacation. So glad I didnt miss this one. Lula is fabulous, and has such a great sense of style! Hilarious post! xoxo Christel

orchid said...

Dearest Maddy,
Wow, what a gorgeous lady Lula is♡♡♡
I never knew the words like "capri pants aand bling", haha. She sure has wonderful figure I could not have and decorated with accessories♪♪♪
Loved to see her today, and wished to be with you two(*^_^*)
Lots of love and hugs from Japan to my dear bs in Americ, xoxo Miyako

Mary @ Colony Mountain Stitcheries said...

What a fun post! I am so impressed! Now I am really excited to see what you do with all those other heads.

Kays Kids said...

Wow you are good at sculpting melons and great butts. I'm sure you look fab, when you change out of your nighty!!!!!
She is wonderful.
Hugs

♥●• İzdihër •●♥ said...

She is so chamak chalo

Raggedy Creations said...

Love your post Maddyrose but I personally would prefer a nightie too. LOL.

Felicia

Ps Lulu is wonderful

Cobblestone Creations said...

You are having waaaaaaay too much fun! She is just precious. :D

Jan Conwell said...

Lula is perfect, and so are you. Don't change a thing. I have been known to wear feminine linen dresses with my converse hi-tops...who is to say what is fashionable? You just rock your nightie and keep making wonderfully fun gals like Lula!

Katy Cameron said...

Good luck at the mall, LT rocks the jammy look when she's working too...

Jan said...

You have been having some fun on these gray days. Now head on out with Lula and put that mall into a tailspin with shopping glee!

Marlene said...

Surprise, it's me. I almost feel human again and ready to read blogs. Lula is fabulous, darling and just the right fashionista to take advise from. I certainly hope she gets a place in the next Art Doll Quarterly. Good Luck to both of you.

Mina said...

LOL! That Lula is one hot hottie with an attitude to match! I cannot tell you how much I love her. I need her to give me a few tip. Maybe I can meet you ladies at the mall? Hugs to you my wildly creative friend.

Lois--Huckleberry Lady said...

Lula's one confident woman!!! And speaks her mind!!! Too cute!!
Lois

Ascension said...

...pense que me habia equivocado de blog jejejejejeje
Lula es muyyyy especial, pero seguro que sera simpatica y buena gente......espero que vaya bien el apseo.
besitos ascension

Dessa Rae said...

Thanks so much for stopping by my Paris party...
I will enter you in my giveaway.
XOXO
Dessa Rae

PEA said...

Ooooooh, now that's what I call a stylish lady! hehe I do my housework in my pj's so I'm sure Lulu would be rolling her eyes at me too! lol Hope your shopping trip was successful. I need someone like her to come with me because I just hate shopping for clothes!!! xoxo

Crystal Cook said...

LOL! Lula is not only hot but full of sass too! But maybe all sexy and I know it ladies are like that?? Love her Maddy.

Diny said...

Lula is just GREAT....